Holy shit comcast I want you to go to condom world, buy the biggest ribbed dildo you can find and shove it up your ass and out your own mouth, this is the slowest internet I’ve ever experienced and I haven’t used Internet explorer in like ten years. It’s 2014, it’s not even the future it’s the distant future. Lady Gaga is gonna perform a concert IN SPACE and you can’t even load a six second vine, get your shit together.
This week, we are featuring Chris Restaino, Â a local alternative, indie rock musician from Berklee. I’m a huge fan of his most recent EP âThis Time Itâs Alive,â which is unique, active, and full of creative, catchy grooves. And he might just be the only artist Iâve come across who lists both the ukulele and &
i did an interview with Sound of Boston about my music, check it out or not whatever i don’t really care
I’m glad the portrait of Ben Franklin stayed the same on the new $100 bill. There’s something about his slight, tight frown, the paternal hint of disappointment in his eyes and those pursed, sealed lips that seem to say, “I don’t approve of what you’re doing, but I can’t stop you from rolling this banknote into a straw and ripping a fat rail of white lightning in the Buffalo Wild Wings handicapped bathroom stall, you goddamn beautiful disaster.”